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Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21859) - you deserved it (2953)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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FYL. You should tell your brother's next girlfriend that he wets the bed. :D

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 12:20am by XxxTohardforuxxX

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Thats fucked.
Tell his next gf that he has a secret baby mama that may make more sense.

#5 - On 12/13/2009 at 12:22am by Jenny444

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