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Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss' 13 year old son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4514) - you deserved it (32427)

On 12/12/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by ash203 - United States (Florida)

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#2 - On 12/12/2009 at 7:59pm by Metallica139

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It's this kind of stupidity that gets alcohol banned from places. Know your limits and learn to recognize situations where excessive drunkenness is inappropriate. If people were more savvy about alcohol use, drinking at work and in public wouldn't be banned as it is now.

#11 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:11pm by cthulhu1138

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