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Today, is my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring it to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

I agree, your life sucks (19602) - you deserved it (1627)

On 12/11/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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