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Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (4393)

On 12/10/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Eh, just for the heck of it, second?

Also, why didn't you lock the door before going to bed? Lucky for you it wasn't a rapist/burglar.

#2 - On 12/11/2009 at 3:25am by humorizer

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sleeping naked FTW.

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 3:23am by spacebar1

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