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Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by thathurt (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Well man, that's just kind of creepy, and getting hit on right before taking a huge exam is not something everybody wants.

#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:02am by Bitts

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She's just probably more worried about the test, than some creepy cocky guy's phone number. JUST A THOUGHT.
Not to mention creepy and awkward. That is just a stupid way to try to pick up a chick.

#5 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:19am by Nadreth

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