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Taday while sleeping over at mah guy friend's house , I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily , there was a table an 3 shot glasses to break mah fall. big fat FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 7:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?

#7 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:18am by amy397123

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#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 3:12am by SenGaeriel

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