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Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (41242)

On 12/08/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Texas)

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you're a jerk, they save lives every day. what do you do? and somehow if you're looking at fireman calenders, and the most male excitement you have in your life is hoping that when they show up (to save you, mind you, when they could be needed at other emergencies) that they're studs, than somehow I doubt you're calendar model material yourself.

Not to mention the fact that you didn't care about the emergency?



#6 - On 12/08/2009 at 2:44pm by ooxjojoxoo

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God, you're really bored, aren't you? Who the hell goes around making up this sort of rubbish to post on here? How, exactly, is your life 'fucked' by this?

#1 - On 12/08/2009 at 2:33pm by 15days2go

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