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Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Pretend? Fuck that, light that bitch up and be cool. No one else smokes breadsticks, they're too hip with their cigarettes and marijuana and crack and things. Be unique, dammit!

#1 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:54am by overkill_78

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I do that all the time :D

Actually those chocolate wafer sticks are pretty cool to fake cigar smoke with too. And they taste better than breadsticks

#4 - On 12/08/2009 at 7:56am by fireandice27

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