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Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6099) - you deserved it (19751)

On 12/06/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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