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Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (134922) - you deserved it (10557)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

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i hate racism and stereotypes

#7 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:17pm by corey_kelly

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You should have said yes and then wrote "Fuck You" across her lane with the lawn mower.

#10 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:19pm by Naples

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