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Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (1284)

On 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm - misc - by HassledAirfarer (woman) - United States (California)

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