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Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down and grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML

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On 12/06/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by lolfayce (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Actually, it could be a justifiable resemblance, and as someone who's worked in retail, I can understand. I've seen and dealt with plenty of juvenile delinquents in my day. On the other hand, you don't grab at or tackle a person committing a crime unless they're hostile, much less a kid. That was foolish.

#5 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:18pm by blastvortex

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douche. dont just grab a hand off of someone

#6 - On 12/06/2009 at 5:20pm by 123456789ABCDEFG

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