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Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Reasons it would be cool to be a guy:
1. You can pee in a cup/you can aim well
2. Easy to orgasm
Reasons it would not be cool to be a guy:
1. Extremely vulnerable genitals
2. Everyone thinks you're a rapist
3. People call you gay/whipped if you dare to show affection/do something nice
4. Bitches are bitches to you, and for some reason people follow those bitches' bitchiness and do the same
5. People more likely to call you gross/creepy
OP, you have a coordination of a 2 year old.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014