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Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Step one: Roll up your sleeves.
Step two: Pull down your pants.
Step three (optional): TEST TRICKLE
Step four: Put cup in appropriate place.
Step five: Pee.
I don't know what the hell kind of gymnastics you were pulling, OP.
OP, you have a coordination of a 2 year old.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015