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Today, I got invited out by friends for coffee after I broke up with my boyfriend. When I told my mom where I was going, she looked at me and said, "But you don't have friends. All your friends are pixels. Where are you really going?" FML
well since "your friends are pixels" then maybe you shouldve shown her the messages proving you have friends
unless you were lying in which case, YOU FUCKING LIAR!!! GO TO HELL
Sounds like an older-generation joke. As in, you crazy kids, with your Facebook and your messaging; all your friends are just little pixelated icons you chat with on computers, not real live people you have coffee with, ha ha ha. A terrible joke, true, but probably not a personal attack on you. Or maybe she thought you didn't hang out with your friends much while obsessing about your boyfriend; that's pretty common.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 November 2014