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Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5756) - you deserved it (73119)

On 12/01/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by reptar2009 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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enjoy your emphysema :) YDI

#1 - On 12/02/2009 at 3:15am by glorbnakcs

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Honestly, who do you expect to feel bad for you?

You just admitted you lied. You got caught in a lie. Boo fuckin' hoo

#10 - On 12/02/2009 at 3:29am by cpatrick820

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