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Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9597) - you deserved it (19986)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by helper (man) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

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