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Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29692) - you deserved it (7921)

On 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)

#2 - On 11/30/2009 at 8:24pm by jessxoxo28

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#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 8:21pm by oh_dee

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