By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 21:10 - United States

Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML
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xenomorph 0

1. Find a way to neutralize the smell, perhaps vinegar. 2. Apply the substance to the computer, then dry off. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!!!!

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elektrik_fml 0

I think the OP meant to say "A 4 year old's revenge really STINKS!".

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Philosophic 0

I second this notion. Child abuse is just like stealing - it's only illegal if you get caught.

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klimpomppp 9

If your gunna do it do it right, savagely with a stick, preferably one wrapped with barbed wire

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pinktiger 0

ahahhaa. cool kid, reminds me of me :) LET HIM PLAY THE DAMN BARNEY GAMES >.< when i got my bottle taken away when i was 3 i went on a rant and practically tore the house down. my mom gave the bottle to me :) heheeeeee i still remember that

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LemonFairy 0

Because that is definitely something to be proud of...

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DzCountingSheep 0

I don't get why you think you're so cool for needing a bottle until you were 3... That's disgusting and your parents should be embarrassed by their lack of parenting skills

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Your parents must've been pretty ******* spineless if they gave you what you wanted after you threw a tantrum because they didn't give it to you in the first place. When I was that age, if I threw a tantrum because I didn't get what I wanted, I got spanked, and to this day, I'm thrilled that my parents had a spine and gave me proper discipline when needed. I hope you don't reproduce.

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xenomorph 0

1. Find a way to neutralize the smell, perhaps vinegar. 2. Apply the substance to the computer, then dry off. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!!!!

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8trickster8 0

I'm going to pee on my computer then do this just so I can get some profit

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troyboyd05 0

Cause you know vinegar does wonders for computers. Might as well throw a handful of salt and sand in there too. You sir are retarded.

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cardboardtastes 0

Jeez, let him progress at his own speed? YDI.

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PunxsatownyPhil 0

No, he KNOWS how to use the toilet. Kids just suck sometimes.

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shananigans 0

Umm, no. The kid is way past that. Me, my siblings, my cousins, and pretty much all the kids I've ever worked with or babysat were potty trained at age 2, 3 the latest. This kid is 4, if he's not properly potty-trained by age 5 he won't be allowed to enter school and will be a year behind. Not being potty-trained is a stupid and embarassing reason to be held back. I know the OP said he was "fully" potty-trained, but clearly something's off, as he should realize by now that it's NOT good to go in your pants, and should be making his own efforts to make it to the potty when he needs to. Now, if the OP only recently began potty-training him then it's a YDI, if s/he's been training him for a long time... Well I guess it could still be a YDI cuz at this point s/he is/was probably doing something wrong, but if the kid is just extraordinarily stubborn then FHL.

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mason022 0

Yup! Everyone I know, grew up with, am related to, and babysat were allllll fully potty trained no later than 2.5 years. There's no reason a mentally healthy child should still be in a diaper by that age.

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SenGaeriel 3

YDI for letting him watch Barney in the first place and getting him a game based on that gay dinosaur. But, you should just let him potty train at his own pace. Let him run around naked in the house. I swear it works!

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Jewelofagal 2

When potty training because a war of wills, it's being done incorrectly. Now it's a power struggle. A definite "fail".

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CyclonePsycho 1

But he knows how to use a potty ("...fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant..."). Now he's just not wanting to. Can't let 'em roam around in diapers forever, you know.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

YDI for not teaching your kid any better.

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aback 4

That's what you get for not potty-training them till they're old enough to think up revenge. I'm surprised you didn't wait till he was old enough to choose your nursing home.

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