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Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25545) - you deserved it (5047)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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your kid sounds like a brat

#7 - On 11/29/2009 at 8:13pm by Dopeyrox

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1. Find a way to neutralize the smell, perhaps vinegar.
2. Apply the substance to the computer, then dry off.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!!!!

#5 - On 11/29/2009 at 8:06pm by xenomorph

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