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Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23716) - you deserved it (4851)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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your kid sounds like a brat

#7 - On 11/29/2009 at 8:13pm by Dopeyrox

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No, but how does he not know how to go to the bathroom? Me and my siblings learned when we were 2. Tell him you'll go commando and slit Barney's throat if he doesn't learn to use the can.

#26 - On 11/29/2009 at 9:21pm by TheLoneWolf87

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