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Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (2334)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States

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