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Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML


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On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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I'm impressed you managed to get the car to LET you lock yourself out... Either it's an antique, or you are truly talented...

Nearly every car these days will prevent you from locking the door when it is open and the key is in the ignition.

#6 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:29am by PsychoX

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that happened to me...I just by habit hit the lock button when I stand up to get out of the car. luckily, my window was far enough down that I could force my arm inside to hit unlock.
my cars super old though so it very likely doesn't have ANY normal safety features

#11 - On 11/29/2009 at 11:33am by ibeadorkable

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