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Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML


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On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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I'm impressed you managed to get the car to LET you lock yourself out... Either it's an antique, or you are truly talented...

Nearly every car these days will prevent you from locking the door when it is open and the key is in the ignition.

#6 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:29am by PsychoX

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This is really badly worded, I don't really understand.

#3 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:07am by cardboardtastes

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