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Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!

#3 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:06am by Inspired22

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ew u fuckin creeper

#4 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:07am by J0HNYR0773N

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