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Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8068) - you deserved it (89146)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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