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Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12949) - you deserved it (2878)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

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So did I. It was my own, stubborn fault though, so I can't really say 'FML'.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:07pm by cndrow

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i was alone as well, i was throwing up because of a stomach virus. My boyfriend decided to go out anyway and leave me alone. I dont blame him though.

#6 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:42am by lilsweetbabe818

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