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Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12070) - you deserved it (25132)

On 11/27/2009 at 5:11am - misc - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.

#11 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:32am by Sionnach

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Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.

#7 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:21am by sLAUGHTERxx

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