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Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital and was sent home attached to an obnoxious and somewhat painful heart monitor. I felt fine and decided to go to a bonfire with a few friends. I thought everyone was being nice until I overheard the guys referring to me as an unattractive xbox. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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I didn't know Tennessee people were smart enough to operate a Xbox.

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:36am by allmidnighteyes

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Hey! I've had one of those...

My mom told me I looked like Robo-Cop. ]:

I feel your pain.

#6 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:47am by skittleface

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