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Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26632) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/26/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by has-evil-friends (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags!

It'll be a smashing success!

#6 - On 11/26/2009 at 8:31pm by TheLoneWolf87

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why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again.
i dont see an FML here ..

#7 - On 11/26/2009 at 8:49pm by drunkenpoop

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