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Today... mah husband an I were at a wedding. When the DJ announcd that the bar was open... mah hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayd behind to dance with their wives... eyeing us in a werd way. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Embarassedd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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The other guys were just jealous that your husband has the balls to do what they wished they could do.

#15 - On 11/26/2009 at 8:54am by FromCFL

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You could've followed him, drink lots of alcohol and spend this quality time alone with your husband, while others were busy dancing.

Heh, it's free alcohol after all!

#2 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:16am by rontifu

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