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Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by CT (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Okay, but did she say it was a prisoner?

#5 - On 11/25/2009 at 7:00am by chickchick

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You moron, do you honestly believe your mother is the only employee of the prison? Yeah. Other people work there too. Unless you're saying there's something wrong with prison employees (which includes your own mother), you're a fucking dumbass.

#9 - On 11/25/2009 at 7:46am by lyndis

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