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Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8314) - you deserved it (34877)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

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