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Today, my boyfriend came home drunk and thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken firing line too. After him vomiting and being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction and got rushed to hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (4030)

On 11/22/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by jayne_dhoe (woman) - United Kingdom

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Wow, next time he's drunk, convince him it would be funny for him to get a vasectomy. You'd be doing all of mankind a favor, preventing someone so stupid from reproducing.

#9 - On 11/22/2009 at 9:32am by olivejuice001

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He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!

#1 - On 11/22/2009 at 6:33am by f_alltheirlives

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