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Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (2637)

On 11/20/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by WhyTheEff (man) - United States (California)

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I want to meet that person and thank them for the great amusement their actions gave me.

#1 - On 11/20/2009 at 8:44pm by fenfenrocks

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Today, I broke into this guy's house, but I wasted my time because I couldn't find anything worth stealing. So I took his toilet paper and TP'd his house. FML

#22 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:25pm by xwhitegirl

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