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Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML


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On 11/20/2009 at 4:36am - misc - by starstruck (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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Why do you have a fake celebrity ID?

#1 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:12am by popatia

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if you misplaced it then how did you know exactly where it was? ydi for having a fake celebrity id

#3 - On 11/20/2009 at 4:04pm by No_fyl_cuz_ydi

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