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Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it- and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML


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On 11/19/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Earths_Venus (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well, at least you saved the vodka, because now you can go drink away the pain.

#3 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:43pm by ItsAshxD

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laptop case. buy it. use it. love it.

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:42pm by k43L1

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