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Today, my mom's "hobby" of rescuing homeless people became very real. We now have 3 more people living in our house, and none of them have a sense of personal space. I wake up to their faces in my windows. Thanks mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34585) - you deserved it (2303)

On 11/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Bribri (man) - United States (California)

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Nice hobby. Glad to see your mom thinks of hers and her families' safety first.

#3 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:31am by lifeinhd

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How awkward. Fuck that!

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:12am by marrajane

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