Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching and a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, when the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11662) - you totally deserved it (3539)
On 11/17/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
YDI for trying to distract a driver. Car accidents kill, you know. If he had put on his brakes suddenly, swerved, or anything because of you making him think there was a big emergency, people could have died.
Although I'm not really sure what YOU got here that you deserved. The bunny didn't deserve anything...
Before I get hated on...
I'm not anti-saving-animals. But I am anti-putting-the-safety-of-a-rabbit-before-human-lives.
Bam, world gets hit by a massive meteor, everyone dies.
Who gives a fuck? Universe goes on. Point is, your no more important than that rabbit. (|X
Yeah humans and their self-awareness, what a great thing right?
FYL for killing a rabbit, your brain feels bad!
Just because rabbits aren't self-aware, doesn't lower their importance, life is valuable no matter how developed the brain is. Because your self-awareness won't save you when im firin ma lazorz.
Rabbits breed faster and have shorter lives. So objectively a human life is more valuable than a rabbit's. On the other hand possibly not these idiots that keep QQing about stupid shit.
Also based on this logic a turtle's life is more valuable than a human's.
Rabbits do this all the time, as well as marmots, beavers, and a variety of rodents. They don't understand the concept of roads. Your best bet is to just keep driving and hope they don't fuck up.
The danger in this is evolution. If all the retarded rabbits die out only intelligent ones will be left behind. Over time they could overthrow the human race.
I love #21's comment. I wish more people would run out into streets with this logic.
#23 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:11am by just_me_tmp
I will agree with you when bunnies find the cure to aids.
also... a bunny is like a mexican child... you can kill a couple and there are thousands left at home. not even their parents would miss them.
#39 - On 11/18/2009 at 3:53pm by iwannafuckyaman
wow you're a moron who puts human lives at risk to save a rabbit? YDI
#3 - On 11/18/2009 at 3:20am by Seventytimeseven
Seriously. If someone flashed their lights at me, I'd assume someone was wrong and try to figure out what the situation is. I'd be furious if I discovered they were only trying to point out a bunny.
#37 - On 11/18/2009 at 1:38pm by BeeSkwaird
Wow, your all so damn pesamistic, with car safety these days the chances of your brakes actualy locking up allowing you to swerve are next to none.
Bam, world gets hit by a massive meteor, everyone dies.
Who gives a fuck? Universe goes on. Point is, your no more important than that rabbit. (|X
Yeah humans and their self-awareness, what a great thing right?
FYL for killing a rabbit, your brain feels bad!
Just because rabbits aren't self-aware, doesn't lower their importance, life is valuable no matter how developed the brain is. Because your self-awareness won't save you when im firin ma lazorz.
to humans, that bunnies not important, to the universe, the earth isn't important. Its all a matter of perspective, and from where i'm standing that bunny isn't a big deal
Sounds to me like you risked your life as well as the lives of other people to try and save a bunny with an obvious death wish.
YDI for not jumping in front of the other car and sacrificing yourself for the rabbit.
#9 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:37am by tacomonkey
God you Scared, threatened, then Blinded the Bunny. Then took it further and killed the bastard and! You got a FML post out of its tragic death that you caused. SMH!
thats wut u get for tryna save a bunni. I like them... when theyre on mii plate with spices! yummmmy!!!
#13 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:15am by EbonyGoddess
The real question is, did OP salvage the remains for a tasty dinner?
#17 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:14am by potentpotable
I completely agree with some of the posters that creating a dangerous driving situation, full of distractions that could easily lead to accidents costing tons of money and even human life, is reckless and dumb. Did you miss the part of driver's ed where they tell you NOT to swerve for an animal in the road because of precisely this reason? What an idiot. I think we give out driver's licenses to easily, and if it was up to me, this would disqualify the OP. Harsh? Maybe. Hey, I'm all about how everyone can make mistakes, and if we take away a license for every mistake, no one would drive. But this kind of thing shows bad judgment all around. The kind of bad judgment that could get someone killed.
#19 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:47am by Improbability
You're damn lucky you didn't cause an accident by making a scene like that. This kind of thing isn't exactly all that uncommon. Just roll it out of the way with a stick or something and be on your merry way. It's not like there's anything you can do to save it now.
#20 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:55am by blastvortex
Sucks to kill a bunny. However, you could have caused that other car to crash. Bunnies are little and I'll bet the other car had no clue what you were trying to tell them.
#22 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:10am by Punkartmama
I am not one who wants to kill an animal on purpose... Hopefully no one is. However, if a small animal runs out in front of my car- it's getting hit. I'm not risking my life and my car by running off the road to save the life of an animal that basically asked for a death wish...
#27 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:17am by just_me_tmp
you were trying to interfere with God's plan and he is showing you that some things are supposed to die. Just like an abortion, he wants some souls back sooner rather than later.
So according to you, the Christian God views rabbits on the same level as human fetuses. I am neither religeous or anti-choice (I hate the term "pro-life"), but that would likely send the Pope into a heart attack. Just saying, a Christian would not say that.
#31 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:20am by Funkengine12
IT's a fucking bunny. Who gives a fucking shit. Humans>Animals. STFU get on with your fucking life.
#33 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:46am by sergeimosin
you must be a chick, you created a dangerous condition for the other driver for a stupid (yet tasty) animal
#34 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:15pm by driedpeaches
your a complete tool. it is just a rabbit, there are too many anyways. i would have sped up to own his ass.
It's a bunny... I love them and all, but not enough to danger people's lives...
Besides, if I were you, I wouldn't worry about bunnies. The Swedes are using bunnies for biofuel :D
#36 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:52pm by littlexlion
That's what Peter Rabbit gets for going into Mr. McGregor's garden.
#46 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:32pm by DameGreyWulf
hey, what if you had a pet bunny and it got hit by a car?
Animals are not stupid. They may not have invented the telephone, or whatever, but that doesn't mean they're stupid.
Humans, all of them, think they're better. sometimes it sucks
#47 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:19am by smileysgoboing
The bunny was suicidal. When you signaled to him, he probably thought you were Dr Kervorkian offering him assistance.
#48 - On 11/20/2009 at 4:41am by FerrariCake
Rabbits are not worth more or less then a human life. But let's say this the other driver gets distracted crashes in to u bunny in between your two cars. Bye Bunny. Bye other driver. No more idiot OP either.
Stay Dead... and Prosper Bunny.
#51 - On 02/26/2010 at 12:33am by gagneana000
