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Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching and a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, when the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML

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YDI for trying to distract a driver. Car accidents kill, you know. If he had put on his brakes suddenly, swerved, or anything because of you making him think there was a big emergency, people could have died.
Although I'm not really sure what YOU got here that you deserved. The bunny didn't deserve anything...

Before I get hated on...
I'm not anti-saving-animals. But I am anti-putting-the-safety-of-a-rabbit-before-human-lives.

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:48am by LadyKaya

See in context

+11

Sounds like it's wabbit season to me.

#8 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:38am by liz1908

See in context

+5

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