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Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15554) - you deserved it (30563)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by bananaface (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Two minutes to drop it? Were you on an airplane at 40,000 ft when you dropped it?

Or was it one of those comedy scenes where you were juggling and bobbling it and finally it fell to the ground and got smashed?

#15 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:46am by perdix

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are you sure it wasn't a new iphone? all phone's on this website seem to be iphones

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:25am by suaveneanderthal

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