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Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9376) - you deserved it (17489)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by bananaface (woman) - United States (Texas)

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