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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4490) - you deserved it (47675)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

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