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Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (2004)

On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

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