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Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That sucks and whenever someone passes out like that, it's better to be cautious. And to all the negative commenters, HE WAS UNRESPONSIVE. Basic medical training dictates that when someone is unresponsive, medical attention is urgent.

#17 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:25pm by lway2009

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Why did you interrupt the man in the middle of a cake-gasm?

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:15am by perdix

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