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Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41698) - you deserved it (2565)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by ournhd (man) - United States (California)

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Yet another example that humans are assholes and trying to help them has a big chance of you getting in the shit

#3 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:10am by Caladrius

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you did the right thing by trying to help at least. ftl.

#2 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:09am by deathbot

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