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Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32270) - you deserved it (1680)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by ournhd (man) - United States (California)

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