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Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets and lost my job. FML
Good lord! Count your blessings that you didn't take a lethal dose of something. I'd see someone right away if I was you.
Showing up for a job a day late smelling of urine and Jaegermeister is a career-limiting move.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014