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Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets and lost my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29827) - you deserved it (3523)

On 11/10/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Good lord! Count your blessings that you didn't take a lethal dose of something. I'd see someone right away if I was you.

#11 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:59pm by burnquist764

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One no-call no-show at work, and you're fired? Sure there wasn't anything else that led up to that, and this was just their excuse to finally drop you?

#5 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:42pm by fractal47

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