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Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets and lost my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22463) - you deserved it (2364)

On 11/10/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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