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Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32077) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Your thief is amusing, his theft is not.
Sucks to be you, good sir.

#1 - On 11/10/2009 at 5:37pm by DameGreyWulf

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if there is finger prints and he gets caught go to him and say CHECKMATE BITCHHH!!!!'

#5 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:39pm by FMLreader017

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