Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17562) - you totally deserved it (1851)
On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
(0)That's actually kind of funny :)
Sorry for your loss...of...your sweater
#1 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:19am by vitafabula
(0)I would say that the hair is a bit more important. However, props to the goat for not taking shit.
(-1)YDI for letting that goat go to second base on the first date WHORE
#35 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:52pm by Unregistered
(+1)Well I must be wearing some weird ass sweaters because my sleeves are always on my arms, not my boobs...
#37 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:25pm by Sun_Kissed18
(+2)What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....
#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:25am by n0lovesongs
(+1)Ya I know. That's at least three. Was there a "coming out" of the petting zoo stories? Lol...
Or maybe one of them reminded the others of theirs?
#14 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:20am by salathiel2013
(0)ik right?
one with a llama spitting at someone followed up with a goat pissing on them or something like that
another one with a rodent pissing on someones head @ a zoo
and then this one....
#34 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:09pm by IgniteMe28
(0)Lolz. Read my mind.
Today I went to petting zoo. FML
#42 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:35am by Cant_Touch_This_
(0)Did you at least make the goat scream "Uuunncclleee"?
(atomic bombs start to fall)
Fine. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the clocktower...
#4 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:26am by Brave_Sir_Robin
(0)*cements over clocktower exits* teeheehee
*cups hands to bellow upward* "Yoohoo, BSR!! I made you a cake! Come down and get some! S'warm!"
*snickers* Leaves cake in full view of tower and goes to get cosy in theatre seat. *munches popcorn*
(-1)I doubt he's telling you the truth. He is more likely tell you this just to be a jackass. Don't beat yourself up.
#10 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:06am by NativeCowbell
(0)What's with all the zoo FMLs lately? Almost every other FML is zoo/zoo animal related now. It's kind of odd. o_0
#11 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:18am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
(0)Thanks for bringing that image back into my mind. I had been successfully repressing it for years.
It took Goatse to push the disturbing imagery of felching out of my mind, and then it took "Two Girls, One Cup" and blumpkins to shove Goatse into the dark corners of my brain.
Now, they are all running loose in my mind! *gack*
(0)Once I went on to my computer and found goatse as my background. Damn my sister, now it's BURNED into my mind.
#33 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:04pm by Person1233
(0)Wow that's quite the vicious circle you have going. What will it take me to rid myself of these images, the options you chose have been used in my case :/ Gah!
#43 - On 11/10/2009 at 7:20am by PandaPandaPandaX
(0)See, you Canadians ARE really as polite as the legends say you are. They actually helped after picture-taking.
We Americans would stand there and watch as the match of Sweater Girl vs. the Goat reached its logical conclusion. If it got to a goat-humping stage, we would have made you a YouTube superstar.
(+1)agreed, in the past 5 days ive seen like 4 zoo fml's what the hell is this? zoo season
whaaaa? o.0
(0)never mind ...to pleased other people just to pleased yourself .....but suck for u
#19 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:00pm by shudashuia
(0)whats up with people going to the petting zoos these days
#20 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:12pm by mmmyeahsaraa
Then a llama spit on you and a mouse peed in your hair, right?
#26 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:49pm by ncoppola
(0)Are you kidding? Those things can eat anything. Not the same animal, but in Japan the deer ate cardboard and peoples maps.
#44 - On 11/10/2009 at 7:24am by PandaPandaPandaX
(0)LOL That's super funny! Wrestling with a goat :D How did u get away? :D I would've helped u but i probably would've gotten eaten too :D Then it would be 2 girls being attacked by a goat with messed up hair and holes in our clothes...hahahaha That's what friends r for ;)
(0)I worked as a manager for a petting zoo for 5 years. Goats don't eat sweaters or hair. If it's a baby it may nibble (looking for a teat maybe) but nothing requiring "wrestling". Goats are actually picky eaters. They won't eat hay that's been laying on the ground & I'm sure none of them would want your hair.
YDI for lying.
#46 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:37am by whatwhatdidusay
(0)I'm sorry, that's more hilarious than awful. I would have been laughing at myself with everyone taking pictures, lol.
#50 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:06am by justmeagirl
(0)i can relate, when i was a little kid, i petted a goat at a pet/farm store and when i said "Bye" and turned around 2 walk away, it bit the end of my hair.
#51 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:28pm by higurashil0v3
(0)I was the one attacked by the goat in this story. The sweater was tied around my waste, that's how the damn thing started eating my sleeve. The drool in my hair was the grossest part, especially because I had just got it done at a fancy european salon earlier that day. Awesome vaction lol
#52 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:28pm by camadnarim
(0)I don't see the problem with that. I have goats and they will eat ANYTHING. they always are trying to eat my hair and cloths. One even ate my number off at one of the show I competed in. soooo yeah what happen to you is pretty normal and not much of a big deal.
