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Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39442) - you deserved it (2639)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

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I'm 19, but I look 12. doesn't help that i'm "short n' cute", so i know all about that. Just smile! or make them feel bad about it, that's always funny. or leave a big mess. personally i'm more of a revenge getter

#3 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:56pm by Hannah

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You should have unblinkingly ordered the chicken fingers and a beer just to see what the hostess would do.

#2 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:30pm by Ben

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