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Today, I was taking the metro into DC for my internship. Two guys came in and started talking to each other in Arabic. One boy turned to the other said "Do you think shes cute?" The other responded "Her face is hideous but she has nice tits." I am fluent in Arabic. They were looking at me. FML
I hate people who tell secrets in public and insult people with a different language. You should have freaked out on those assholes.
You should have made some comment about small penises. Or something...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015