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Today , I Was Taking Te Metro Into DC 4 Ma Internsip. Two Guys Cummed In And Started Talking To Eac Oter In Arabic. One Boy Turned To Te Oter Said "Do U Tink Ses Cute?" Te Oter Responded "Her Face Is Ideous But Se As Nice Tits." I Am Fluent In Arabic. Tey Were Looking At Me. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by sweet (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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I hate people who tell secrets in public and insult people with a different language. You should have freaked out on those assholes.

#1 - On 03/26/2009 at 6:58pm by sleepless15_p

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You should have made some comment about small penises. Or something...

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 6:59pm by effmailyfe

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