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Today, I was taking the metro into DC for my internship. Two guys came in and started talking to each other in Arabic. One boy turned to the other said "Do you think shes cute?" The other responded "Her face is hideous but she has nice tits." I am fluent in Arabic. They were looking at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68630) - you deserved it (3234)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by sweet (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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