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Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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should have put him in a shopping cart and let it go flying down an isle, to teach that little bastard who's who.

so what, when little kids say that its just because they are too use to seeing all those "pretty" people on tv with 8 layers of make up on.

#6 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:44pm by hotpockets92

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It's a little kid...little kids say people are ugly really often. Don't give a flying mayonnaise-covered shit and move on.

#2 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:17pm by DisposableHeroes

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