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Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12940) - you deserved it (35718)

On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

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It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.

#5 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:02am by perdix

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It means all your friends use whitening strips.

#7 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:06am by PickYourPoison

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