Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10103) - you deserved it (26846)
On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
homewrecker's life also sucksToday, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He…
mylifereallysuks also deserved itToday, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next…
Just tell everyone it is because you don't have jizz stains in your mouth.
#3 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:00am by mercyFML
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It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.
#5 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:02am by perdix
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