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Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by mylifereallysuks (woman) - United States (California)

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Dear Mr Handsome,

You are liek so freakin' cute and handsome. I want to hold you for ever and ever. You're so much better than my other ugly teachers. Maybe someday we'll get married. Oh and, thanx for sending me that message about the lesson, I will totally bring stuff! =)

Good thing I'm not sending this, or else I'd have to learn how to pass your class with a restraining order against me. lolz

#4 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:43am by jchansfan

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Perhaps it was joking =)
If it wasn't though, just tell him your account was hacked. Hopefully that should keep you outta trouble =P

#3 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:43am by Nonamerequired

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