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Today, I taught my younger cousins a more effective way to brush their teeth. Tonight when I was getting them ready for bed I asked them why they weren't brushing their teeth like I taught them to. The littlest one replied "Daddy said if we do then we'll have ugly teeth like yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16551) - you deserved it (4401)

On 11/07/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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