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Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Nobody said our justice system was perfect, but it still sucks super bad for you.
That's gonna get thrown out of court rather quickly.
Also, sue him back for the emotional trauma you suffered of walking in on a robbery :P
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Friday 5 February 2016