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Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

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On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm - misc - by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Nobody said our justice system was perfect, but it still sucks super bad for you.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:32pm by SaintJimmy

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That's gonna get thrown out of court rather quickly.

Also, sue him back for the emotional trauma you suffered of walking in on a robbery :P

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:37pm by fuckyou1337

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