Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friends place with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5547) - you totally deserved it (16114)
On 11/07/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by munnyfish (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Big deal - now if you were a girl, that might be a different story, but it is something that is kinda expected of a guy, nothing new or strange. Get over it!
...expected? shit. i guess im letting the team down, maybe im not really a man cos i dont wake up and fart loudly...
#54 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:18am by organisedchaos
Stop being an insult to us Canadians by whining about such a trivial moment.
#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:51am by TheLetterZero
please man I trick my girlfriend into using my ass as a pillow then fart on her face man up.... fail!!!
I know, what's so frightening about this, "OH MY GOD! I farted in front of my friends when I was waking up!! I'm a naughty boy!" OP: News flash, when you sleep or you just woke up, it's normal to fart ok, your body is relaxed and calmed, and all the muscles relax and sooth, letting gas flow out, which leads to farts, if this didn't happen, oh crap imagine what it would be like in the afternoon... so you need to buy a clue man.
to#15....no shit, right???
idk what's so fml about it.....if it IS a fml.....then i'm f*#ked!
#16 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:44am by paladininwaiting
Everyone farts. If they're all your friends, you'll all laugh about it. No big deal.
#22 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:04am by jonnymohio
When it comes to these "big deal" FMLs, I vote YDI (because of a noticeable lack of a "Who cares?" button). These things happen, and you have to learn that life doesn't end because you put salt into your coffee or spilled the coffee onto your shirt. Once you stop whining about such things, your life will be happier, because, well, you won't spend all your time whining about such things. Therefore, YDI and grow some balls.
You fart before you open your eyes?
Or did your own fart wake you up?
#26 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:40am by Yooh_Plus_Meh
I was just wondering. I mean.. think about it. Waking up usually involves opening your eyes, right?
#43 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:22pm by Yooh_Plus_Meh
This isn't what I would consider and FML, everyone farts it has to come out sometime. I'm a girl and my friends and I would laugh about it. So if they make a huge deal about it then they aren't good friends.
#27 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:59am by TheMisplacedEnd
The are only two types of people who would try to shame you for this:
1. Miss Manners types and who the hell cares what they think.
2. people who are intimidated by you and are hoping to knock your dignity down a peg or two.
#2 needs a lesson. Grab them by the scruff and shove their noses in your mighty wind stream. Repeat.
Neither #1 or #2 are real friends, so fuck 'em both.
Hey, that's a great way to start a morning. I did that once, followed by shouting "MORNING, GUYS!"
It initiated a pillow fight.
#33 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:48pm by shelboo
OMG you farted and people heard you? God forbid........................................................
chellinha93-Go die for moderating this you whore.
well since you are a man, it really shouldnt be that embarrassing. My step brother burps and farts infront of everyone and he is proud of it..personally I think it is gross but thats just how guys are these days so I say get over it. :)
i doubt they even remember. people need to quit making such a big deal about farting.
#46 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:11pm by diet_otaku
omg. this is pathetic. who cares if you farted it. they're not going to care. neither should you. i'm a girl and i wouldn't even care!
#48 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:59pm by kindness
Wow, waking up after that drunk fivesome would have been awkward enough, but you had to fart just to rub it in? If ever something called for a YDI, it would be that.
If they are all men, then it doesn't even matter. I voted for you deserved it, but in actuality it's not even a big deal.
#51 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:32pm by DookieMan1028
Oh no! Your friends heard you do something that's a natural bodily function! How will you live?!
#53 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:35pm by seven_to_twelve
I literally just did that Saturday morning. I don't understand how this is an FML. At all.
#55 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:10pm by AlwaysSunnyInRI
Dude don't be mad about that a fart is a pride statement
#56 - On 11/09/2009 at 9:01pm by xclegend613
wow. sounds like something i would do... and im a girl. lol
#57 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:46am by prntl_ovrload
And your point is...?
It would be more understandable if it read:
"Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was in bed with my hot boss and her face was near my ass and it was actually a shart. I now do not have a job. FML"
