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Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friends place with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8106) - you deserved it (3224)

On 11/07/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by munnyfish (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:32am by FreddyLunch

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your life is over. kill yourself for farting

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:36am by Butcher_1419

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