Health, Embarrassing, Friends and Farts: Top of the morning - FML

Top of the morning

By munnyfish - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

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Top comments

FreddyLunch 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:32

If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

Butcher_1419 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:36

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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kireee 0

Monday 27 February 2012 17:54

Man up

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 3:43

I don't find farting that big of a deal, everyone does it.

Whitetommy 8

Tuesday 27 May 2014 10:59

no big deal. my supervisor farts in a office dinner, no one give a shit.

JCal585 8

Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:00

Whatever. People fart.

Annies 17

Saturday 17 April 2021 3:06

Why is everyone saying this isn’t an fml?? Farting (or anything having to do with the digestive system) is MEGA embarrassing. And don’t assume OP is a man just because of the icon. Not everyone can change theirs. I truly feel bad for you OP. You have my sympathy, if no one else’s.

XObunniiOX 2

Tuesday 5 September 2023 9:29

as a lady, I would have found that hysterical. bonus points if you made anyone uncomfortable!

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